Omo the babe don look me like three times now, be like say she like me.
I maintained steeze. She looked my way again… and licked her lips. Gotcha!
I winked, she smirked… this night is starting to look up. See soft body like today’s bread.
I danced closer as sharp guy wey I be. This babe turned, moving closer, her soft curves pressing against me. It’s about to go down. Thank God say I be Boy Scout, always prepared! I had two spares in my back pocket. I learnt one or 2 about safe sex from
that one call to 7790 Honey and Banana last month.
Man, she finished me! She practically dragged me to the car by my belt buckle and… I was done. She turned to leave, and then I saw it. My heart sank. Oh no, not this again!
Condom tear ke. My ancestors are after me. Just clocked 19 with 4 siblings that I’m already “fathering”. I looked at her, she looked panicked too. See me here thinking she was a pro, with that thing she did with her hip. Deep breaths.
Light bulb moment! 7790! Yes!!! I dialed 7790 sharp to contact a nurse at Honey and Banana for help cos I wasn’t prepared for this. They turned a chaotic moment around by giving us options for emergency and short term contraception.
For the babe, she was given these options immediately after unprotected sex;
● Emergency Pill (e.g., Plan B): Take within 72 hours (best in 24). Works by delaying ovulation.
● IUD: Can be inserted up to 5 days after sex for emergency use. Also offers long-term birth control for up to 10 years.
She was also given these Short-Term Contraception (Easy & Reversible) Options:
○ Birth Control Pills: Daily pill. Needs consistent use. Prescription required.
Can help with cramps/acne.
○ Birth Control Shots: Injection every 3 months. No pregnancy worries for that period.
○ Contraceptive Implant: Small rod in the arm. Lasts 3 years, can be removed anytime.
But as I suppose be beta Boys Scout, I asked the Nurse if I had options too. I did!
● Condoms: Protects against pregnancy and STIs. (Who knew they had sizes? Mad o!)
● Ask Her: Need to find out if she’s on pills or other methods. Okay, that’s true.
● Outercourse: No penetration, no meds. Needs planning and discipline. (Ha… possibilities!)
● Vasectomy: Surgical, super eective. (Me, get a vasectomy at 19? Nah! I’m barely adulting; kids are a future problem. Good to know it exists, though.)
No more pregnancy scares. She can have her wicked way with me! The nurse even said we could go to HoneyandBanana.com to book an appointment, which is exactly what we’re planning.
But my guys, pregnancy scares are crazy o. If you wan be beta Boy Scout, always guiding, call 7790 for FREE to access all information on sexual health, pregnancy and child spacing. Na man wey sabi dey run am!
